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but it wouldn't change the persons dreams they have while they sleep if they were just recording, that would be bad.
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13 August 2008 @ 02:41 pm
I would invent a thing that could record people's dreams like a video camera and save them to file. They could be converted to a normal video or a format that would allow a person to enter a virtual reality suit thing and live out the dream. And I would write a program so people could create thier own virtual reality/dream simulations for the suit.
but it wouldn't change the persons dreams they have while they sleep if they were just recording, that would be bad.
but it wouldn't change the persons dreams they have while they sleep if they were just recording, that would be bad.
10 August 2008 @ 05:48 pm
06 August 2008 @ 10:05 pm
I decided to start writing. I'm not a literary genius, but I am a genius. I'll get better at my grammer and junk eventually.
A hero's begining.
Forward:
This is a narration. My name as Alexander Scott Payne, and I am going to narrate a story. The truth is, this is a fiction story. To prove this is fiction, I will point out the facts. First of all, you , the reader, are reading this story. This story is not being narrated by the author, Alex Payne. This is really a story about Alex Payne narrarating a story about Alex Payne. It is a fiction story, so really we can't have Alex literally read the story. That is why you are reading it. If I was reading it then it wouldn't be a fiction story. This wouldn't be a story at all if I was reading it. My name is Alex Payne, and this is my story.
I was feeling especially special this morning. This morning was different from any other morning and so was I. I must admit now that I recall my memories yesterday morning has an uncanny resembelance to this morning. Never the less, they are still different.
This morning is fresher.
I finish up my bathroom ruitine and make sure I am minty fresh. Alex says "Nooo! Where is the 'end' key on this stupid laptop keyboard?!?!"
I had to actually use the touch pad and click on the text! How horribly inconvenient.
Hmm, the end key is way down by the arrow keys. Thanks funky I don't remember it being there, but I remember using the end key alot lately.
I finish getting dressed. I step outside for a breath of fresh morning air. The sun is out, and the clouds are brightly colored by the light. The air is fresh and clean tasting. The sky is bright, but the ground is still darkened by the shadow of night.
I look into the sky and try to take in all the specialness. It gives me mental energy and wakes me up to look at the sky. The "floaters" in my eyes lazilly wave back and forth and spin around in my field of vision. They look like darkened semi- transparent ghosts flying around stupidly in the sky.
I get bored with this and turn around to walk back inside. To my surprise, there is something super freaky in the doorway. It is a little scaly skinned creature standing on two legs, blocking my path. It is so very ugly that I dare not put it into words. Ok i do dare to put it into words. It looks like a minature alligator doing a handstand, with the head of a baby troll. It has a fat face and its skin is all slimy and grey. The tail coming out of the top is like one of those things the twilek's have. The head is on the bottom and it is looking at me with a ugly ugly smile. Something that ugly must be evil. It began to move toward me and I started to freak out bad bad bad.
It saw my distress and stopped approaching me. It began to speak, it's voice sounded like a squeeky geeky stinky pinky.
It said "My name is Sticky Pickles,Come with me Alex! We needs your helps to save our galaxy!" Just then I didn't care that he was ugly as doodoo, I was ready for adventure!
I said "Save the galaxy!? Awesome! Weee! I'm ready to bust some heads!" Then the little ugly dude said "Ok, come with me!" Before I could answer, we were beamed up into what seemed to be a star ship, just like in star trek.
There were more uglies like the Sticky Pickles. They were all ugly bugly and with different colors.
They all turned to face me and gawked in awe. It seemed that we were in the control bridge of a space ship. The uglies lead me to a seat that looked like a captians seat.
One of the uglies explained to me that there are many highly developed races in our galaxy, and some factions of the races were uniting to create an evil empire and enslave everyone else. They explained to me that they were the only good guys left of thier race, but all the other races hated them anyway because they were so ugly. That is why the need me to be the captian, so I can speak with other ships and be an ambassador to other colonies and civilizations on their behalf. I have been chosen because of my superior hotness and suaveness.
I whole heartedly agree to live among the ugly people in thier giant starship, and to help them in their battle against evil to achieve interplanetary peice across the entire galaxy.
CAPTIAN Alex Payne, at your pwnage!
end of part 1 and to be continued
04 August 2008 @ 02:51 pm
I can't recall the dream I had last night. I remember remembering it in the morning before i got out of bed, but when I started moving it just flew out of my brain. So I remember remembering my dream and I remember forgetting my dream, so I don't remember my dream. Darn.
But I do remember when I was trying to ingrave the dream to memory I saw an image of sandbox or somekindof board with sand on it, or a square peice of sandpaper.
Weird huh?
But I do remember when I was trying to ingrave the dream to memory I saw an image of sandbox or somekindof board with sand on it, or a square peice of sandpaper.
Weird huh?
02 August 2008 @ 10:18 am
There was some question on the page when i got into LJ.
It said like "Is there some story about your avatar or your real name or whatever?" so I thought I'd say something about that.
My real name is Alexander Scott Payne. My parents named me that, but my mom said she doesn't know where it came from. Had I been a girl, my parents planned to name me Katherine Elizibeth Payne. I like Alexander better though, it is more manly than Katherine. I'm glad I'm a man.
The avatar or userpic on here or whatever, well I don't have one. The story behind that is that I've always had dial up so I'm in the habit of rarely uploading anything. So yea.
01 August 2008 @ 09:52 pm
One day there was a dude. This dude lived in the desert and ate rats and snakes. He was happy with his life, and modestly content.
Then something super silly happened. On this day the dude was just minding his own business eating a rat sandwich, and a helicopter flies near him. He force from the bladed flows sand up his nose, and he gets upset. He helicopter lands and another dude steps out. The other dude says "hey dude" and the dude say "hey".
So this other dude was a tv show producer, and he told this dude about reality tv. Skipping past the boring parts, the dude ended up on a reality tv show about eating rats and dirt. Only they didn't let him really eat rats anymore, becuase of animal rights and stuff. The other dude paid the dude well and gave the dude everything that the other dude thought the dude would need to live, essentially ruining the dude's happy life for the other dude's own selfish ends.
The End
Then something super silly happened. On this day the dude was just minding his own business eating a rat sandwich, and a helicopter flies near him. He force from the bladed flows sand up his nose, and he gets upset. He helicopter lands and another dude steps out. The other dude says "hey dude" and the dude say "hey".
So this other dude was a tv show producer, and he told this dude about reality tv. Skipping past the boring parts, the dude ended up on a reality tv show about eating rats and dirt. Only they didn't let him really eat rats anymore, becuase of animal rights and stuff. The other dude paid the dude well and gave the dude everything that the other dude thought the dude would need to live, essentially ruining the dude's happy life for the other dude's own selfish ends.
The End
07 July 2008 @ 07:19 pm
I got a new computer. It cost me like 670 bucks. It would have only cost me 645 or so but I wasted an extra $25 on express shipping.
Hahaha. That was such a dumb thing to do. But I've had it for about 2 weeks and had I not wasted 25 bucks i would have just got it a few days ago,
I've wasted more money on dumber things in the past, so I guess I'm not using money as foolishly as before.
I wasted $20 on a game i probably won't play too, and that was two or 3 days ago. I am still going to try spending more wisely.
27 April 2008 @ 07:03 am
I wrote my term paper yesterday. It took me a long time, like an hour.
It was easy, I just pasted pretty much 9 pages into it and used the rest to explain that I pasted it from my source and sum it up a little bit.
I don't think that counts as plagurism because its just like a huge quote or something. I did write the first and last paragraphs, and a couple somewhere in between.
And I cited my sources. I hope my teacher accepts it that would be nice.
I had a bad dream one day. I had a good dream too.
Oh well. I forgot most of them.
But the bad one was full of killin and stuff.
It was easy, I just pasted pretty much 9 pages into it and used the rest to explain that I pasted it from my source and sum it up a little bit.
I don't think that counts as plagurism because its just like a huge quote or something. I did write the first and last paragraphs, and a couple somewhere in between.
And I cited my sources. I hope my teacher accepts it that would be nice.
I had a bad dream one day. I had a good dream too.
Oh well. I forgot most of them.
But the bad one was full of killin and stuff.
Current Location: In a place
Current Mood: 
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blank19 April 2008 @ 04:00 am
I woke up at 2:30 and I have to go to school stupid stupid school.
I am going to have to write my term paper stupid stupid.
Arrrrr
I need to get ready for school
buah...
:P
I bet they will have a emergency drill every day of the week next week, or maybe once every week. muahaha
T.T
I am going to have to write my term paper stupid stupid.
Arrrrr
I need to get ready for school
buah...
:P
I bet they will have a emergency drill every day of the week next week, or maybe once every week. muahaha
T.T
13 April 2008 @ 10:42 am
Well I had a weird dream last night but I forgot most of it.
But the night before, I dreamed that it was the last day of school and all the lockers dissappeared. There were safes in random spots with people's stuff in it, but nobody knew who's stuff was in what safe.
I looked in the mirror later and the reflection didn't look like me. It looked like a different person almost, a smaller person. Weird
I have work to do and I should do it. I hope I do my work.
Woo
I have things to do today but it is snowing and that is really annoying. There is alot of snow out this morning. It was just starting to get nice outside too. Oh well could be worse and might as well not complian.
Blah
Blah
Blah
But the night before, I dreamed that it was the last day of school and all the lockers dissappeared. There were safes in random spots with people's stuff in it, but nobody knew who's stuff was in what safe.
I looked in the mirror later and the reflection didn't look like me. It looked like a different person almost, a smaller person. Weird
I have work to do and I should do it. I hope I do my work.
Woo
I have things to do today but it is snowing and that is really annoying. There is alot of snow out this morning. It was just starting to get nice outside too. Oh well could be worse and might as well not complian.
Blah
Blah
Blah
07 April 2008 @ 09:21 pm
I finished my paper! I finished my paper for American history! 5 pages in 2 days! Yea baby!
I have to do good on this or i'll fail the class! If i don't get an A i'll have to fix it up, and I still have to fix up my other one. It is due tommorow! Yay me!
Thank you Jesus thank you!
LALALALA
Haleluja!
I still need to make my bibliography to the correct formats. I kindof just put the info on a page that should be easy to do at school.
and I was surprised that people remembered the talent show 2 weeks ago. I think everyone forgot about it by the end of spring break on monday last year. I was happy when people said good job to me.
Okay now I will finaly get some normal sleep.
even though i would normally be atleast half an hour into sleeping right now.
its not as bad as last night, I stayed up past midnight!
06 April 2008 @ 04:05 pm
I just watched Alvin and the chipmunks
It was okay. I was visiting with some friends from church because they invited us to have lunch with them.
I just ate a pickle. For real, no lie. I just ate a whole pickle.
I guess I might have a pen pal now. Maybe not, never know.
Well I guess sometimes you know. :P
Also, I dreamed that I was wearing my belt inside out!! and that It wasn't staying on
Lots of people were trying to talk to me but I asked them to wait becuase I was trying to fix my belt.
Sad huh? yea I was sad for rejecting those people when i realized how to fix my belt.
that was after I woke up
It was okay. I was visiting with some friends from church because they invited us to have lunch with them.
I just ate a pickle. For real, no lie. I just ate a whole pickle.
I guess I might have a pen pal now. Maybe not, never know.
Well I guess sometimes you know. :P
Also, I dreamed that I was wearing my belt inside out!! and that It wasn't staying on
Lots of people were trying to talk to me but I asked them to wait becuase I was trying to fix my belt.
Sad huh? yea I was sad for rejecting those people when i realized how to fix my belt.
that was after I woke up
05 April 2008 @ 06:27 pm
Guess what! Thats right, you guessed it!
"What?"
That is the correct answer! "What?" is pretty much the same as what "what!" is!! Yaaaaaaaay *clap* *clap*
*ROTFLOL*
haaaaaaaahahaha!
I'm Laughing on my face! I'm laughing my face off! WHAT?? MY FACE!?!? OH NO!!
That was slighty overeggaderated...
And, whats this? Oh my nickle! Oh my pickle! Oh my Tickle Sickle! It's a miracle! I spelled "overeggaderated" right on the first try but I messed up on "slightly".
If I didn't have mr. "Spell check" button I would be ruined!
"thank you, thank you, you are all to kind" *bows*
I have no liiiiiiffffeeeee wooohoooooooo
Alex Payne
Additional notes:
1. I peed out green urine this morning
2. My volunteer blood donor card came in the mail today
"O Positive" Woah, thats just like both my parents! What a suprising coincidence!
3. I am excited to announce that I have 5 toes on my left foot... and 5 additional toes on my right foot... and a face. Lets hope it stays that way.
4. Said face is on my face, not my right foot.
Current Mood: nerdy
04 April 2008 @ 12:40 am
I got some saltine crackers right here by me. They are pretty stale, so I probably won't end up eating any.
I played some game with ink blots. I didn't like it so I quit.
Some things happened today. I just ate 3 pieces of pizza. The cheese was a little black in parts too, so if i have any dreams tonight they will surely be wack.
I was just talking about dreams a few minutes ago to, so I'm probably gonna have some weird version of an old dream and then it will go totally crazy and i'll probably meat up with zombie clowns or something.
and, now that I thought of it, I could be that i'll have to beat up ronald mcdonald in my dream. Oh well.
No garuntees with pizza though, anything could happen.
in extreme cases, i could even wet my bed... ok no i couldn't i most likely will not wet my bed.
I havn't wet the bed in 4 years! And that was a special case, i was probably sick or something.
To much info.
I should go to sleep now
But I probably wont
because i'm gonna brush my teeth first
yay..
-Alex
I played some game with ink blots. I didn't like it so I quit.
Some things happened today. I just ate 3 pieces of pizza. The cheese was a little black in parts too, so if i have any dreams tonight they will surely be wack.
I was just talking about dreams a few minutes ago to, so I'm probably gonna have some weird version of an old dream and then it will go totally crazy and i'll probably meat up with zombie clowns or something.
and, now that I thought of it, I could be that i'll have to beat up ronald mcdonald in my dream. Oh well.
No garuntees with pizza though, anything could happen.
in extreme cases, i could even wet my bed... ok no i couldn't i most likely will not wet my bed.
I havn't wet the bed in 4 years! And that was a special case, i was probably sick or something.
To much info.
I should go to sleep now
But I probably wont
because i'm gonna brush my teeth first
yay..
-Alex
02 April 2008 @ 10:16 pm
Yea, my ear is feeling some discomfort. I didn't spell "hurt" the right way the when I first typed it, so I figured that I wasn't worthy to even use the word in the previous sentence.
But I can use it now. My ear hurts when I put stuff in it. I'll have to just leave stuff out of it for now.
My entire day has gone to waste and I have only myself to blame. I should know better.
I'm bored, and thank you. There is ketchup on a plate. The plate is on the floor. The plate is made of paper. I wonder what is wrong with this picture. I wonder what picture that I refer to, because I see no picture, just words!
Oh my oh my oh my. Oh me oh my. Shaliesh. Sheesh. Shaysheleeshah.
Ha, I crack my self up.
I would put the semicolon-rightparynthahsee but I can't even spell parinthasee right so I am not worthy to put one in this sentance. But I can put one in this sentance (). ;) <--- see it looks dumb doesn't it?
Yea, it needs a nose... ;-)
I could just do this =) ...but if I did that, it would not be winking.
oh well.
But I can use it now. My ear hurts when I put stuff in it. I'll have to just leave stuff out of it for now.
My entire day has gone to waste and I have only myself to blame. I should know better.
I'm bored, and thank you. There is ketchup on a plate. The plate is on the floor. The plate is made of paper. I wonder what is wrong with this picture. I wonder what picture that I refer to, because I see no picture, just words!
Oh my oh my oh my. Oh me oh my. Shaliesh. Sheesh. Shaysheleeshah.
Ha, I crack my self up.
I would put the semicolon-rightparynthahsee but I can't even spell parinthasee right so I am not worthy to put one in this sentance. But I can put one in this sentance (). ;) <--- see it looks dumb doesn't it?
Yea, it needs a nose... ;-)
I could just do this =) ...but if I did that, it would not be winking.
oh well.
Current Mood: 
bored
bored02 April 2008 @ 02:12 am
Me: I played Final Fantasy Crisis Core alot today.
Man it was fun. I like that game. I am up way to late man.
It is weird how I am up so late! Actually, it is not weird that I am up so late! I am on spring break! Hahahahahahaha a panda bear fell on you! You are smooshed flat! Hahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!
Are you asking for a challeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnngeeeee?!!!?!?!?!
Okay.
Nahhhhh .
what?
Me: That wasn't from final fantasy.
Me: Okay
Me: Am I bored?
Me: Yea, but why do you ask?
Me: I don't know, probaby because I am bored and have nothing to do.
Me: Oh yea, that does sound pretty boring.
Me: Yea.
Me: Me: MEMEMEEMEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Me:
Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: =P
...
ha.
THAT ITS :P OH NOOOOO ITS THE .... THING!! ITS A THING!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Oh its just a thing, nevermind.
You know, I think that I'm just tired but I don't feel it, You know?
You think that I know that I'm tired but I just don't feel it, I think....
Your jedi mind tricks wont work on me, old fool!
BOW DOWN
BE BUTSHACKA'D
BE AFRAID OF THE BUTSHACKA
THE BUTSHACKA SPARES NO MAN
THE BUTSHACKA SPARES NO WOMAN OR CHILD
THE BUTSHACKA COULD DEVOUR YOU AS THE SNAKE DEVOURS THE RABBIT
BE AFRAID
TEACH ME HOW TO SPELL AFRIAD CORRECTLY.
THANK YOU, THE BUTSHACKA SHALL HAVE MECRY ON YOU THIS DAY, BUT BEWARE FOR ANOTHER DAY WHEN HE IS LESS PATIENT WITH US MORTALS.
Current Mood: 
tired
tired31 March 2008 @ 08:32 pm
I woke up again today. Another day another morning another dream is ended.
I dreamed of some weird floating islands. They were floating high in the sky, and they were like blimps, but made out of land and grass and trees. They had people living on them too. So I was on one of these islands, and I climbed down the edge. The bottom was like a bunch of dirt held up by roots. I had to grab on to the dirt to keep from falling off and the dirt kept on coming out as i grabbed it.
So i feel down and landed outside my highschool. Some people came up to me and asked me about something I was doing. I must have been doing something that was physically impossible, because my answer was "This is a dream"
people started to crowd around me, when they heard that it was a dream. They believed me too. I think i told them about the islands too.
Weird? Yes, very strange, but interesting.
Also i watched a movie today. It was pretty retarted, but oh well.
And I ate some food. :P and wasted another day of my spring break.
What else would I do, be productive? Ha :P
I dreamed of some weird floating islands. They were floating high in the sky, and they were like blimps, but made out of land and grass and trees. They had people living on them too. So I was on one of these islands, and I climbed down the edge. The bottom was like a bunch of dirt held up by roots. I had to grab on to the dirt to keep from falling off and the dirt kept on coming out as i grabbed it.
So i feel down and landed outside my highschool. Some people came up to me and asked me about something I was doing. I must have been doing something that was physically impossible, because my answer was "This is a dream"
people started to crowd around me, when they heard that it was a dream. They believed me too. I think i told them about the islands too.
Weird? Yes, very strange, but interesting.
Also i watched a movie today. It was pretty retarted, but oh well.
And I ate some food. :P and wasted another day of my spring break.
What else would I do, be productive? Ha :P
30 March 2008 @ 03:32 pm
I woke up today.
I dreamed that I was going somewhere in a car. In my dream, I remember thinking this:
"How can I be going somewhere in a car? I don't even remember waking up this morning!"
Thats most of what I remember.
And I took a nap.
And I forgot that naps are wastes of time, but atleast I woke up and didn't sleep all day.
I'm bored.
Well something good will happen today, but nothing will not happen.
Nothing never happens! Even when it seems like nothing happened, nothing really didn't happen. Something happened, and that something that happened, is someone taking a breath somewhere, or a clock ticking, or a piece of dust settling on a book shelf.
Nothing must just be a word for something that never happens or never existed.
Or maybe I'm wrong I won't make any claims to be right about that.
29 March 2008 @ 05:52 pm
well, I forgot that I made a livejournal.
I also forgot most of my dream last night.
I do remember, that I dreamed that I left the trash on the porch on trash day.
There was a bag a trash in the doorway and the door wouldn't close!!!!
Then I remembered that I saw a paper plate throught the trash bag. Woaaaah so exciting what an awesome dream.
Remembered has a weird spelling, it has like 4 E's and two M's and two R's and one b and one d.
Thank you! I just realized that I'm not even half as bored as I was that one time when I was atleast twice as bored as I am now!
I could be saying the same thing about how smart I am, but honestly I don't think I've ever been smarter than I am now... just .. dumber, I guess? I don't think I can get dumber yet. I'm not old enough. Unless I get brain damage from some virus or something bad.
What is my deal?? haha nothing? I am rambling but, I'm not rambling as much as I could be.
If I was like those people who say everything that they think outloud, I'd probably have to gag myself with a sock or something so that I wouldn't lose my voice. I would have to tape my mouth shut so people could not steal my ideas and make lots of money by writing a book or inventing something that came out of my mouth.
That sounds kindof bad, like i have a big head or something.
If my hands were as big as my head is sometimes, I could juggle with those huge beach balls that are like 10 foot in diameter.
Oh well
I also forgot most of my dream last night.
I do remember, that I dreamed that I left the trash on the porch on trash day.
There was a bag a trash in the doorway and the door wouldn't close!!!!
Then I remembered that I saw a paper plate throught the trash bag. Woaaaah so exciting what an awesome dream.
Remembered has a weird spelling, it has like 4 E's and two M's and two R's and one b and one d.
Thank you! I just realized that I'm not even half as bored as I was that one time when I was atleast twice as bored as I am now!
I could be saying the same thing about how smart I am, but honestly I don't think I've ever been smarter than I am now... just .. dumber, I guess? I don't think I can get dumber yet. I'm not old enough. Unless I get brain damage from some virus or something bad.
What is my deal?? haha nothing? I am rambling but, I'm not rambling as much as I could be.
If I was like those people who say everything that they think outloud, I'd probably have to gag myself with a sock or something so that I wouldn't lose my voice. I would have to tape my mouth shut so people could not steal my ideas and make lots of money by writing a book or inventing something that came out of my mouth.
That sounds kindof bad, like i have a big head or something.
If my hands were as big as my head is sometimes, I could juggle with those huge beach balls that are like 10 foot in diameter.
Oh well
17 March 2008 @ 05:24 pm
I'm in a laughy mood today. Woopee.
This cat is climbing all over me. It tries to type for me too.
No picture oh well.
Oh yay my first live journal entry.
Oh yay.
I sold my psp to steve and bought a new one. Now i just have to wait for the new one to come and hope it isn't trash.
It isn't a slim, but atleast I get some time to be deprived from psp.
This cat is climbing all over me. It tries to type for me too.
No picture oh well.
Oh yay my first live journal entry.
Oh yay.
I sold my psp to steve and bought a new one. Now i just have to wait for the new one to come and hope it isn't trash.
It isn't a slim, but atleast I get some time to be deprived from psp.
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